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You know how skunk smell and weed smell are sometimes interchangeable to the average nose? Have you considered that all those times you smelled it, that it might have been a skunk smoking weed?

Bubblegum and marcy’s child would be the ultimate pastel goth

Rub the booty.

Smack the booty

Eat the booty

Love the booty

Value the booty

Bite the booty

Hug the booty

I can’t decide what kind of sword I want

Which ever one is stuck in the stone, clearly. So many people seem to have skipped the tutorial…

What if there are two or more stones???

Two swords!

Then you star finding all the swords in stones, collecting them, and turning them into your iron throne so when people see you concentrating hard, they think “Oh shit they’re intimidating,” instead of “Oh shit they’re having a hard time picking between pasta and tacos again.”

Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

You, Too, Can Bother An Entire Duck