Heck

We all have that one character we’re in too deep for.

*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

BOO 1,000 GHOSTS JUMP OUT AT YOU

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging

my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw

my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad

for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise

update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house

its bad

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

ok eels that was funny but can you spit the pizza back out now. please

they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about