It's So Mathematical!

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

If I knew Princess and the Frog merchandise would become so scarce I would have got more when it came out :-(

MOUSE ARMOUR

mouse anemone

Mouse condo, previously owned by Venus Williams, desirable neighborhood, available immediately.

That's so cute 😭😭

Redwall where everything is exactly the same but the Abbey is impenetrable bc it’s a tennis ball

modern warfare

the acne treatment industry is so dishonest lmao. like some people are just genetically destined to have acne and will not have a cure all ever unless their genes are somehow literally changed.

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”

how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird sounds to listen to..... gay thoughts to think...!

The generational divide came and punched them in the face

night sluts

they’re called vampires

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

lmao an absolute delight

jeff goldblum has such old gay queen energy, it’s truly not fair…he’s like if billy eichner had been born in the 50’s…he’s every decades-long-regular at marie’s crisis…it is incomprehensible that he’s not gay

he is SO FUCKING CLOSE TO ASKING “WHAT IS SPIDERMAN”

That is beyond pathetic