Your Local Cheese Man

find a character

find shitty brainrot song to write to

give existential crisis

give existential dread

resolve their arc (optional)

currently, my commissions are always open. i've been doing what i can to hunt for a job, but no luck yet..! it really stinks.

my prices range from $5-50 usd, but i'm very open to negotiation and such, especially as i lack set prices for certain commission types. (especially for my figura/cpm models.. please ask about those!!!!) for the sake of security and such, if you're commissioning me through here, send me a fish noise (blub, glub, blrb, etc.) with your first message!!!

a majority of my comm info is on my carrd.

examples are below, with more under the cut. including model screenshots. blub!

15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance

#418 Buizel

“this isn’t true because the ex-friendship that traumatized me ended explosively after they were mad at me and never told me why” that’s not good. they shouldn’t be doing that

“i don’t think this is true because my current friend group is constantly icing me out until i figure out what ive done to upset them and properly apologized without being told” hey thats not good. they should not be doing that

ok i redesigned my player (inspo/notes under cut if you're interested)