merrytorious

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well.

to opt out on desktop, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.

to opt out on mobile, click your blog ➡️ scroll then click visibility ➡️ toggle opt out option.

I need nice things like this to muse about while I’m in storyboard frame HELL.

here's a link to Nightshade

here's a link to Glaze

Imagine that you just randomly told some bloke in a pub that he has beautiful eyes.

That you walked up behind your coworker Jim and started caressing his neck and shoulders while talking to him about the budget.

That you just sent a large and unexplained bouquet of flowers to Darren in Accounting.

That instead of complimenting a coworker on her breasts, you complimented him on his dick.

Does the action now seem weird? Uncomfortable? Do you no longer want to do it now that it isn’t directed at somebody you are sexually attracted to?

A couple of weeks ago, someone yelled out a car at me ‘I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BOOTS’, which was awesome.

when asked how, he said that i “look like someone who would bring you tea”.

Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀