21st Centuries Greatest Yapper

Damian: How could you possibly think that would be us?

Jason: Yeah, why would we ever do something like that?

Tim: Look at this headline! "Average Person Eats 8 Spiders a Year in Their Sleep Proven False - Timothy Drake, CEO, Who Eats 16,000 Spiders Every Day, Was an Outlier And Should Not Have Been Counted."

Jason: My mom’s dead.

Dick: I appreciate that you want to give your version of Robin their own catchphrase, but-

Jason: Why not!?

Dick: Look me in the eyes and tell me in what situation you would consistently say “not to bird-en you, batman” to Bruce’s face.

Drug dealer, currently tied up on the ground: …Is that a gummy cigarette?

Damian, sharpening a candy cane: They will feel our WRAITH.

Steph, raising an eyebrow: how hungry?

(An unfortunate amount of time later)

Dick: Where’s Damian’s horse?

Y’all know what that means…

Dick: No, Dami, we’ve talked about this. Stabbing criminals is NOT on the table.

Damian: I’ll tear you with my teeth, scum!

Jason: Yeah, so that’s when I hit him over the head- woah, are you okay?

Tim: hospital

Jason: What?

Tim: Oh, sure! Siri, call Signal.

(Phone rings)

Tim: Huh. Thats weird, I can’t hear yours..

(Meanwhile, on the roof of the Gotham City Police Precinct)

Commissioner Gordan: What th-

Damian: The clinic is by crime alley! She most certainly owns several firearms that she could use as soon as I’m incapacitated!

Jason, raising his pistol: Firearms?

Bruce: No, Jason, no guns. We’ve spoken about this.

Damian: Anyone could be a part of a test from my grandfather! We need to be prepared!

Bruce: It’s just a vaccine shot!