Sincerel.Y.ours❤

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[video description: a small orange and white kitten chomps on the edge of a laptop screen a few times, then stops and stares off into space, pupils wide. bouncy video game flute music (the kokiri forest music from ocarina of time) plays in the background. /end description]

this was made by some kind of clueless zoomer right? This is why you had a big stack of magazines in the bathroom before phones were a thing.

Nope, my family didn’t have magazines (too poor) and I used to read shampoo bottles

My family kept a bunch of books in the bathroom and I STILL read the shampoo bottles

Pronouncing all the chemical ingredients under your breath

I used to “read” the side printed in spanish or french and try to get the accent right.

i hate this so much

ME

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

how cute

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

YALL GHOSTS BETTA SANG @lyricism1898

When does the album drop?

Here in August, getting in that Halloween mood.  

Very important.