tidepool 🐠🐬🌊

i keep finding myself becoming more and more like my parents

i can text and drive but dont expect me to talk to you while texting someone.

i always be making the best friends groups at the end of the year. specially with seniors

nothing else might load but youtube will make DAMN sure those two adds do

everytime i buy something i’m like “damn that cost an entire hour of work”

that last hour of work be the most longest and painfulest one

kids just LOOK punt-able

youtube got the best slowed and remixed music yet wanna be lame and close when u turn your phone off

you look at one thing on amazon and for the next 10 years you’ll see every item related to it in ur “for you” category

sometimes i forget i have a belly button

no mom i dont wanna go outside and hang out with the 11 yr olds who are 5’9

apples > strawberries

IF PINTEREST REFRESHES ONE MORE TIME

every morning i open twitter and cry