bag o' ticks

You in the queue? Ah, right. Watch it, mate! Right, boss. Uh, yeah, hang on, let's have a look. You got any Steak Bakes? Excellent, urahahahat. I would like 2 sausage rolls, please, pal, 3 Steak Bakes, Bacon Roll - You stop breakfast at 11? Graaaah! But I wanted a Bacon Roll with Brown Sauce to go with all my Meat Products! (slaps chest twice) I'm a big boy, don't you see that? Whehe. Yes, please. Uh, can you add on a couple of, uh, Chicken Bakes, please, on there please, pal? Uh, 3 more Steak Bakes, 3 more Sausage Rolls, and that'll be it pal. Oh, Cappuccino, please, mate. For the wife. (shuffling and fidgeting) Oh! Vegan Steak Bake, please, mate. Pfffft! Hahahaha. Just kidding, mate. If I'm vegan, my wife is Pamela Anderson. Wheee! (Sorry, I didn't mean it!) Thanks very much, pal. Do I want chocolate on my Cappuccino? Obviously! Whehe! More sugar is more happy! Thanks, mate. (sip) (Steak Bake is devoured.)

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

Common eider

I been searching my blog for the last hour tryna find this video its so fucking funny

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