midnight dolmades

btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros

lynda carter has lesbian mom vibes. not that she’s a mom and a lesbian, but that all the lesbians looked at her and went “that’s my mom”

like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus

the jewish student is named anthony goldstein like i guess i can’t say anything because my last name is horowitz but that’s like saying “hogwarts had one hispanic student: juan carlos”

if there weren’t already a black student i’d guess his name would be Leroy Freeman

you guys are forgetting she already had the token asian student be named “cho chang” this isn’t really something we need to come up with hypotheticals for

shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole