#rfr

but as stuff that happened irl in my group chat

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Xiaozhen: Coward. face. the. smile.

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Wukong: With all due respect

Xiaozhen: - Which is none

Macaque: You saying I don't deserve respect, Xiaozhen?

Xiaozhen: From Wukong? Highly unlikely

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Wukong, trying to make a point: Wanna see my search history?

Mei: Yes

Wukong: . . .

Wukong: Forgot I have it on not to save. . .

Mei: Sketchy

Wukong: When I look up how to make a grenade. I don't want people seeing it.

Mei: . . .

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Wukong: I'm setting Tang up with an Amish chick.

Tang: Please don't

Wukong: Why? you racist or smth

Tang: Technically the Amish aren't a race, they're more of a religion.

Wukong: Religion-ist

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Xiaozhen, wearing a shirt Macaque got her:

Shirt says: I talk big game for someone whose feet don't touch the ground when I sit in a chair

Wukong: You do

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Xiaozhen: Bruh. . . I'm outside eating dunkin' Donuts avocado toast in the car and a girl comes out and gives me the most judgemental look ever.

Wukong: Because you look 11.

Xiaozhen, ignores him: I just stared her down looking at her with no expression and slowly took a bite in front of her. I chose violence.

Wukong: Doesn't change the fact you look 11.

Xiaozhen, finally decides to acknowledge it: I see. So you chose violence today too.

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Wukong: Icant read :'{ (yes I added in the typo)

Macaque: We know

Wukong: You could've just ignored me

Macaque: I know I could've but I chose not to

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Wukong: - I was told that's rude

Xiaozhen: By what

Xiaozhen: Your conscience?

Xiaozhen: That doesn't talk to you very often

Xiaozhen: Or the other "conscience" either Mk or Tang Sanzhang in the back of your mind.

Wukong: . . .

Wukong: . . . I was told it's rude

Wukong: You calling me incapable of right vs wrong

Xiaozhen: You saying I'm saying that

Wukong: Yes

Wukong: And you are right

Wukong: . . . Probably

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Wukong: I would never hit a woman

Mk and Mei: That's highly questionable

Wukong: Unless I feel like it

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Sandy: I have this habit tracking app you can share with people to keep you accountable

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Mk: What's everyone dressing up as today?

Wukong: A sad lonely depressed man

Xiaozhen, Nezha and Macaque in synch: You don't need to dress up for that

Wukong: You don't need to rub it in

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Mei: I just ran with a sharp knife

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Training outfit

Casual outfit (a gift from big mama)

Ignore the pants 😭

looking for existing fics with any of the following:

-vaginal fisting

-DVP double vaginal penetration, penetrative sex toy acceptable

-unknown paternity (bonus for degradation)in pregnancy (or hypothetical pregnancy), ANY FANDOM*

-misuse of girthy non-sexual object for vaginal plug or penetration**

Please submit fics as a comment or rb to this post OR as an ask in the toxicrecs inbox.

Note your submission may remain in the inbox until such time toxic can review it, and not all fics may be selected for rb but lbr these are rare.

*yes liquid gold by @gasolinerainbowpuddles did this to me