Thymne

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

Additionally, if a group of 4 bisexuals is cohabiting, a singular octopus is also an acceptable pet 

Fact: Bisexuals are very flexible in the sense that they can date and/or sleep with people of multiple genders, but they’re also flexible in the sense that they have no bones, like octopuses.

au where i live in a studio ghibli movie and do nothing except eat tiny cakes and fall in love with my cute neighbor

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

including when they’re in their teens

When my frontal lobe fully develops at age 27 then it’s over for everyone

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead