haha nerd

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

You could also be a pair of detectives. Or work in a lawfirm. Very useful word.

fuck, I just realized that if I spend my life being too intimidated to make art then that means I don't even get to make bad art. I end up making NO art. that's way worse

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

Will they do my dishes?

they will Slay your dishes

What about the laundry?

they will Slay your laundry

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

All the punches give the character tuberculosis

my baby boy!!! thank youuu

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list

Smurfs dni

everyone shut the fuck up this is the only funny addition to this post

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

band on the run

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time