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Griffin: "May a gentleman kick a door off its hinges in an emergency? I'm not usually the sort of fellow to go around kicking doors off hinges but for reasons too wearisome to detail, there is presently a locked door between myself and a crate of gin. Obviously myself and the gin need to become better acquainted. Is there an etiquette to kicking doors to matchwood? The door in question is at the house of a particularly tiresome aunt of mine."

Me, on YouTube: *watching Monster Factory*

Travis: If somebody's trying out a new experience, they want feedback.

Griffin: Geoff asks, "Can my stepdad legally ground me? I got in trouble and my stepdad Ron grounded me. Can he legally ground me if he is only my stepdad? And also, does lying make you stupid? My stepdad Ron caught me lying and called me disingenuous. I don't think that lying make you stupid. I see celebrities who lie all the time and they are famous. I know it's wrong, I was just wondering if anyone else thinks it makes you stupid."