✧・ﾟA Terrible Privilege・ﾟ✧

I can’t believe my mom grounded @sunflorist. That’s not even her kid... is it?

Is there something you need to tell me

I’ll name my first child #naruto, my second child @sunflorist, and my third child Jim.

I’m having a stroke

#omg is perfect for @sunflorist

Ya keep showing up

I’d be nothing without @sunflorist.

💖💖💖

*gazes off into the distance* @sunflorist? I haven’t heard that name in years.

Lmao what 🌻🌻🌻

It was @sunflorist, in the parlor, with a #mp100.

*gasp* a murderererer

If the groundhog sees @sunflorist, that’s 6 more weeks of winter.

I’m going to park you right in front of a groundhog so we have eternal winter

academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days when scholars were only after the cure for death, i want to wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him

my life is complete

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

Look at this fucking chad

Damn.

actually this fucking slaps

It’s the Mush Room

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die