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The song of my people:

Me: Do you want me to sing the song of my people?

My son: No! NO! PLEASE NO-

Me: Snape, snape, Severus Snape....

My son: NO! PLEASE NO!!

Me: DUMBLEDORE!!!

#harry potter #severus snape #puppet pals #wizarding world #professor snape

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iguanamouth

Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?

this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkes’ movie design how about

roachpatrol

ok but what about

chaoskirin-deactivated20181221

@triruntu

mrkltpzyxm

@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh… Birb?

elodieunderglass

I Suggest we Consider:

AQUATIC (penguin)

No wait

this is terrible

put it back

the poor thing

why would anyone do this

keire-ke

I dunno, I kinda love it… :D

english-history-trip

It’s a fine line to tread when you’re breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:

Elegant

Classic

Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water

Equal parts beauty and danger

Full of Secrets

But take it a few genes to the left and you’ve got a GOOSE

A raptor if raptors were total idiots

Neither beauty nor grace

Full of Hate

Has so much poop for you

(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)

pendragyn

It got better

@elodieunderglass

elodieunderglass

Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when you’re in the middle of a reblog chain.

@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.

@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.

iconuk01

According to some sources, the legend of the phoenix might be derived from another bird noted for it’s striking appearance and who, indeed, are of the order Phoenicopterus

You know what birds those are?

FLAMINGOS!

Just saying…. if someone wanted to try ANOTHER take on Fawkes….

joasakura

This is terrible and I feel like I should apologise, but really, it’s @iconuk01‘s fault.

Also I am not a certified Birb artist.

elodieunderglass

Never

Apologize

For

Shaming

Herodotus

bunjywunjy

so I’m speaking hypothetically here but is there any reason we can’t move the whole Phoenix thing backwards up the dinosaur family tree a little bit?

T-Rex Phoenix. that’s where I’m going with this.

gallusrostromegalus

Bunjy I think that’s a Dragon.

bunjywunjy

I know but please let me cross the streams just this once

gallusrostromegalus

HEY BUNJY.

CONSIDER YOUR STREAMS CROSSED.

thunderbird010730

Did you know that the legend of the Phoenix is said to be able to shape-shift into other birds. It's actual size being that of a house.

I was searching for something 'Harry Potter' related and instead of writing 'Potter' I accidentally wrote 'pottie' instead.

I think Draco Malfoy would be proud.

#obsessed with harry potter #harry potter #pottermore #draco malfoy #proud malfoy

(Watching Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone)(scene: Harry tried to grab a letter from the air)

Friend: If he was in Ravenclaw, he would off just got one from the floor.

Me: If Harry was in Ravenclaw he would of shoved the FIRST letter in his cupboard before entering the kitchen. Knowing what his uncle and aunt would do.

Friend:...

Me:....

Friend: Touche.

#harry potter #ravenclaw #smartravenclaw #griffindor #cupboard Under the Stairs #catching a letter #obsessed with harry potter #Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone #harry potter and the Sorcerer's Stone #hp

With all the mask wearing why has no one been more creative with. I mean why have I not spotted anyone with a mask like Ken Kaneki from Tokyo ghoul. Or something like Kakashi Hatake. Come on people be more creative.

#naruto #Kakashi Hatake #tokyo ghoul #ken kaneki #face mask #covidー19 #creative #cosplay #cosplay ideas #cosplay everyday #upgrade mask

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Friend: would you say you are obsessed with harry potter?

Me: *grabs wand* maybe.

Me: *fixes Gryffindor tie* why do you ask?

Friend: I was just wondering on that a scale of 1 to ten how obsessed with Harry potter are you? *watches as I put on my cloak*

Me: *turns and looks at friend with serious face* 394

Friend: *face palm*

#harry potter #gryffindor #obsessed with harry potter #always #house pride #severus snape #hogwarts #potterhead #pottermore #slytherin pride #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #youknowwho #hp

The homeless veteran

Veteran(homeless with HUDVAS to help with housing): Do you take HUDVAS?

Apartment s in the area: sorry no

Veteran(homeless with hudvas): hi do you take HUDVAS?

Other apartments in the area: yes but it's twenty dollars higher then your cap and we won lower it.

Veteran(still homeless trying not to cry on the phone because they are trying to get life together but world seems to not want that to happen): thank you for your time

#veterans #homelessveterans #Disabledamericanveteran #pleasehelp #templetexas #temple #texasveteran #texas #trying #presidenttrump #veteranproblems #atleasttheresbooks #I'm trying

That moment you realize that your sons a Slytherin.

#gryffindor #slytherin #children #slytherin pride #gryffindor sadness #albus severus potter #hp

Am I the only one to realize that Ginny’s eyes go from green to brown in the span of book two to book seven.

#harrypotter #ginny weasley #green eyes #harry and ginny #change #books #omg #readsalot #brown eyes #jk rowling #anyone else?#hp

Friend: so I think marriage with food would be a good marriage for me.

Me: well until it runs out.

Friend: .....

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Friend: what do I do with this whole pizza?

Me: fold it and eat it like a taco.

#tacos #pizzataco

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