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I'm no counselor, but I'd advise slitting one's wrists over getting this tattoo

Nothing bursts fat like tapeworm, which is my best guess for wtf that photo is of

New Girl on the cell block?

So is FAGE making beef-flavored yogurt these days? Color me confused!

I think the counseling would be coming a few dye-jobs too late

(btdubs, this was the direct result of mentioning Tyler Perry in my status update)

I ain't buyin' what yer sellin'

I'm no expert, but I'm fairly certain that's not a real baby and would thus not need counseling... 

Where are the bodies that go with those hands?

The best way to counsel a child is to track them with a barcode

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I thought this was for hair products or a hipster band.

Eye have an idea - choose a graphic that makes sense with your ad!

Very curious as to what Latino babies do differently to warrant a separate brand of diaper

What is it about baby tattoos and counseling that go hand-in-hand?

"women with regrettable face tattoos are our bread and butter"

This program is baby Leatherface approved