if you zoom in on ned then spider-man brand new day is literally like what if you felt your heart reaching out for another person so fondly and fiercely that you build an app that connects millions of people just so you can know where he's been and you want to find out who he is behind his many masks just so you can say thank you (and be safe and i love you) and you have a secret handshake in the well of your memory and a lego figurine on your desk and there's another aspect of those memories that your mind can't really hold onto but you keep trying to build a life around those empty spaces and then one day you're eating a sandwich and a man tells you his name and oh.... how could you ever have forgotten your best friend?

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I need luck on this day

I need some luck rn

Get your bagel luck!

I’ll pray to the bagel god if it means this dizziness goes the fuck away.

Please Bagel.

Well, couldn’t we all use a little help?

Okay but only because this is the most absurd version of this meme I have seen to date and I love it

you know what i want bagel

I will burn down a bakery if this doesn’t work

Alright ya’ll. Dunkin Donuts better watch the fuck out.

I like donuts and fire

fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong