Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I need luck on this day

I need some luck rn

Get your bagel luck!

I’ll pray to the bagel god if it means this dizziness goes the fuck away.

Please Bagel.

Well, couldn’t we all use a little help?

Okay but only because this is the most absurd version of this meme I have seen to date and I love it

you know what i want bagel

I will burn down a bakery if this doesn’t work

Alright ya’ll. Dunkin Donuts better watch the fuck out.

I like donuts and fire

fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong

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the very tumblr specific feeling when there is someone with a completely unfamiliar url, icon and interest on your dash and you're not sure if a beloved mutual has fallen into a hyperfixation hole and changed their entire look and vibe on a whim or if you just accidentally clicked wrong on some post and followed a complete stranger