i love milk

🎉 🎊 🎉

calling demons lil horny boys rather than dangerous spiritual entities is buzzfeed unsolved culture

This is so fucking funny

This is peak 2017 

@witchydaggah

He brutally forced open her third eye

Is he okay…

he is ascended

Is he real

I freaking love jim carrey js

He makin biscuits

he is biscuits

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

im fucking crying the unfocused eyes, the music, the wiggling spoon, the butter

‘rick and morty’ should do an episode about good hygiene and see if fans get obsessed with that

imagine being an underpaid overworked mcdonalds employee and getting yelled at by like 10 dweebs at once because you don’t have any of their meme sauce

people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how to preheat the oven’ and there’d be endless videos and i never have to look like a complete idiot again. thank you all for saving my life