Noah Kahan
oozey mess
#extradirty
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Color Me Curious
The Bowery Presents
YOU ARE THE REASON
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almost home
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
cherry valley forever
The Stonewall Inn
Kiana Khansmith
Discoholic 🪩
Phantogram Three
Cosmic Funnies
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@thrillium
PoV: I'm bullying someone with a phobia of Arby's
The Meat *salami slice slaps their face*
The Meat *salami slice slaps their face*
The Meat *salami slice slaps their face*
The Meat *salami slice slaps their face*
The Meat *salami slice lands on their face*
*they curl up in the fetal position and cry harder*
The Meat *salami blasts through the cranium of their mortal vessel*
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Everyone likes the cool handsome tough guy, yet for some odd reason, no one seems to enjoys the ever-humble fat ugly shitty guy
Have you learnt nothing from uncle Iroh? Suck his tea >:<
If there's anything I've learned in this terror filled chimpanzee mating pit called tumbleŕ it's that the shear displays of one sentence punches one can create is truly frightening. Just last week I heard a man say "I just fucked the baddest bitch but some of y'all would call it masturbation" and it ripped the balls straight off a giraffe. I was graced by a woman riding into battle on a pale horse and uttering something I never thought I'd hear, "my talking sword doesnt even try to convince me to kill anymore, it just begs for me to put on a skirt and tights."... It shot a blast of power so incredible christ didn't even have a hand to be nailed to the cross with. And through many years of travel I think I have crafted my own so that I will be safe from these gods among men, I offer it to you now to be tested, but be warned it may kill you.
*throat clearing noises* YOU'RE NOT A GIGILO UNLESS YOU HAVE A LIGHTSABER AS A STRAP ON
*My unrelentless yearning for a (sentimental) man or woman to preform [self explanatory things] everyday with me during April of 2069 (DD/04/2069) jumps through my chest like 4 railway hammers from each cardinal directiom hitting a strike at the same time(Kevin Hearne) directly into my 7th and 8th ribs* = "Hey why the devil is there a band called 'laser vaginas', and not a band called 'flashlight penises'"
trying to scroll tumblr in bed but my boob keeps making contact with the touch screen and halting progress
Where did you get those, was it in your ocean?? Who put those in the ocean?? How are you scrolling? Why are you in my home ??
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I HAVE EATEN A JACK FRUIT LIKE CANNIBALS WOULD EAT FRUITY JACK AND NOW I WILL STICK IT TO THE MAN, AND THE MAN WILL FETCH MY STICK LIKE A GOOD BOY
THE LAW CANNOT CONTAIN ME FOR I HAVE TOPPED IT
THE CONTROLLED ARE BUT STUCK IN THEIR OWN FOOLISHNESS, IT IS THOSE WHO ARE WEAK THAT SAY THEY HAVE POWER
could like top you too, like if you want to be my the man... idk like a suggestion
