threewayplunkbox

finally watching S4, and imagine if you're Nandor. Your familiar/bodyguard suddenly fought you, an ancient warriror to a fucking draw (*cough*), and then the next minute got locked in a fucking box by Laszlo. I don't think i'd believe it was an accident either.

the identity fuckery with nandor and guillermo is making me absolutely feral to the point i can't write a decent sentence about how guillermo gets hit in the face with himself while he's literally being nandor and trying to get him laid, and nandor, who on immediately seeing who guillermo wants, wants them, turns someone else into what guillermo (and therefore he) wants and then immediately puts himself in the place of guillermo (possibly learning something, possibly not). and that who guillermo wants is a tall, dark haired, foreign guy with a weird accent (and who is so vain he gets into a relationship with his double, which lbr, is probably not really healthy but i hope they're happy anyway.)

bite the vampire first to establish dominance

He fucked that old man

kiss and make up? no. stab and make out.

~insert missing episode of laszlo trying to touch sean with the cloak of duplication and failing here~

when the fact that nandor brought guillermo a newish pillow and guillermo brought nandor his native dirt so they'd both be able to rest their heads just whammy's you out of nowhere on a sunday night.

my head hurts I think I need to have gay sex or kill someone. it might help. I saw that on tv