Oh. My. Squid.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

You still cross my mind from time to time and i mostly want to punch you in the face because you were a fucking twat

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP” the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street

both are acceptable. very acceptable.

that’s not fair, he’s still attractive while dribbling on himself

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

PUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLESPLASHSPLASHSPHALPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLE

Fiery Throated Hummingbird

nyoommm

this penguin makes me feel better

nyoommm

I like penguin.

NYOOOM

it’s actions say NYOOM but its face says it dont give a fuck

Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.