So what if the party is all goblins and one robot...

DM: The hot spring isn't a bubble bath. Goblin Barbarian: Not yet it's not! I'm adding bubbles to it. DM: No, I mean, the water is still. For bubbles, it needs to be agitated. Goblin Barbarian: Yeah! What's more agitating than me??

Goblin Barbarian: I buy a babydoll tee. Goblin Cleric: Is that babydoll sized for a goblin, or babydoll sized for a human so that it fits a goblin like a dress? Goblin Barbarian: No, it's a tee sized for a babydoll. I'm a little guy!

Goblin Barbarian: Some of my best friends are serial killers… like me! Goblin Cleric: Wow, yeah I guess it has been serial, hasn't it?

DM: Okay... you're up, Coin-Operated Boy. Warforged Player: Hey! That's racist!

Warforged: I need to make a request for augmentations. Artificer: Of course. What is it? Warforged: I have a dear companion back on the planet I was left on. They have needs that I am unable to fulfill as I currently am. Artificer: Okay…? Warforged: I need to have all the genital components of a humanoid. Everyone: [screams and/or laughs]

NPC Cop: We have our top men working on it. Goblin Rogue: What about your top women? Goblin Barbarian: What about your bottom men?

NPC: Your friend there has had a lot of ex-wives. Goblin Barbarian: Really?? ...Wait. Does that mean that they really call you Little Jeh'ri because-- Goblin Cleric: NO.

Warforged: [pops own arms off] Goblin Rogue: Now you're just showing off!! Warforged: Get good. Everyone: OHHHHH!!

[talking to their adopted warforged...] Goblin Rogue: Yeah, you got your tear ducts and smile muscles installed now! That's the whole range of emotions right there. Goblin Barbarian: Though… you really gotta stop laugh-crying. Save that one for special occasions. Goblin Cleric: Like, yesterday when you asked that guy for directions… that was not one of those occasions.

Goblin Rogue: How are those boards supposed to be good weapons?? They're too light. Don't they float in water? Goblin Barbarian: Yeah. But ducks float in water too. And they make great weapons! Goblin Rogue: Oh yeah, good point.

NPC Badguy: Kneel!! Goblin Rogue: We're goblins, so we're already short enough. Goblin Cleric: Kneeling's against my religion. Goblin Barbarian: I got bad knees.