i’ve been trying to write a song for my bard in dnd and i don’t know how to write a one about 1000 cows (about 500-750 tons) of cows, with like the kind of radius that’s like a big circle how the fuck do i write a silly song about that
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i’ve been trying to write a song for my bard in dnd and i don’t know how to write a one about 1000 cows (about 500-750 tons) of cows, with like the kind of radius that’s like a big circle how the fuck do i write a silly song about that

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Shapes to make your familiar take that aren't basic af
Don't get me wrong, I love cats and owls. But get a little creative. The only guidelines it gives you is that it has to be a Beast of CR0:
Badger
Crab
Fwog
A GOAT
Octopus
Scorpion
Deer
Fox
Rabbit/ Bunny / Hare
Fly
Fire beetle
Hyena
Jackal
Pig
Bee / Bumblebee
Seahorse
Sheep
Seal
Necromancy - Paeligar’s Painful Pestilence
Level: 3rd - Casting Time: 1A - Range/Area: 20ft - Components: V,S,M - Duration: Instantaneous
A piece of flesh grows and detaches from your body only to fly towards the target creature within range. You take 1d4 necrotic damage and make a ranged spell attack against the target. On a hit, the target takes 2d6 Poison damage and must make a Constitution save. On a fail they are diseased for 8 hours and while diseased cannot start or complete short or long rests.Â
The spell at higher levels deals more damage and increases the disease duration: every even level adds a 1d6 and odd levels add 8 hours. 9th level the disease becomes permanent
A fagylalt tulajdonképpen nem más, mint egy kézzel fogható Cone of Cold.
További szép napot.

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Fighter: Hope you said something good to that little creature, because you've just been squeaking for the last few minutes. Bard: …Dude. I've been speaking Common. You're high.
"Use your 7th level spell: Conference Room!"
- Player, yelling to the cleric about the spell: Temple of the Gods
I'm getting more into the mechanical side of dnd now that I've grown comfortable with the character creation part, and some of these spells are downright Wacky or just useless. I am never in 10000 years going to need the spell that codes my message for me. There's actually 0 chance the dm even remembers I'm sending this message in the first place while he's juggling 8 other plotlines in the background. Why is there a spell to marry 2 people that gives them an increased armor score??? WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT UNSEEN SERVANT??