This is a lightning alert

                           Skidding around a corner, Sakura lost his footing on the carpet and skid along it in a situation that seemed too unreal to be…well…real. Landing on his buttocks, the sting tingled all up his spine and made him shudder as he fell on his back. Staring up at the ceiling, he blinked twice before sitting up, embarrassed and huffed.

                          ‘ I knew there was a reason people don’t run don’t staircases. ’

Boredom a common emotion within the young man, Birthday often found himself trawling the hallways and areas of Amaranth, eager for a bit of action. Some poor sod getting himself into some random shit. A nice lady to hit on. hings like that. It was a shame really that Eternity hadn’t proven itself to be more of a fest.

Sometimes he had to go far and wide in his search for fun. Other times, like today, random incidents happened close by and he didn’t even have to leave the housing area of Spiral’s End before a kid tripped seemingly over his own feet, falling straight to his arse. Now if this wasn’t amusing he didn’t know what was.

Try to embarrass my muse in 9 words or less.

She stared at the unfamiliar face not understanding what he meant, she had learned something like that in her lessons once…but why would he mention it all of sudden? And why was he smirking and winking like that? Kougyoku blinked as she tried to think and then a blush appeared on her face “W-W-What, y-you-” She stuttered out flustered.

"Bonjor bonjour, little Lady Marmalade." French, huh? He could do this shit as well, oui oui, he’d listened to enough songs with French appearing as a cameo for this! Or rather, he had listened to a single song with a bit of French lyrics, but that was also good enough. "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Or somethin’ like that.”

Try to embarrass my muse in 9 words or less.

She stared at the unfamiliar face not understanding what he meant, she had learned something like that in her lessons once…but why would he mention it all of sudden? And why was he smirking and winking like that? Kougyoku blinked as she tried to think and then a blush appeared on her face “W-W-What, y-you-” She stuttered out flustered.

*Rises from the ashes* This is my time to shine

Birthday was the one who thought for Ratio to wear an eyepatch in order to ‘seal away’ his powers. Even after the operation, Ratio could still see Birthday’s problems as they weren’t gone yet, so the simplest solution was of course to not look.

Ratio always grooms Birthday’s nails or it would never get done. Birthday finds Ratio’s nitpickery on this particular matter weird, but he isn’t really bothered by it as long as he gets to do other things at the same time.

Ratio is the one doing the cooking mostly. It’s not that Birthday can’t cook, but he likes to experiment with the spices a bit too much for Ratio’s likings.

Chores at home are done mainly by Birthday as he is the one who has the most time to waste while Ratio is busy at work. Surprisingly enough he isn’t half bad at doing chores.

Birthday likes to add all kinds of suffixes to Ratio’s name, but when he is the most serious or distressed he forgets about it. Ratio knows.

It is important for them to put up festive decorations together. Whenever the seasons arrive, they will spend a day fooling around with everything, and even Ratio tends to get dragged into Birthday’s mood.

They know each other’s phone numbers by heart and always types it in rather than finding it in the contact log. It’s quicker that way.

Birthday likes to call Ratio at random every so often; maybe something happened, maybe he’s simply just bored, but Ratio always answers a phone call from Birthday no matter how busy he is. He would rather deal with the consequences of inconvenient phone talking than knowing that something happened to Birthday that he could maybe have prevented.

Both Ratio and Birthday are more protective of each other and other friends than they are of themselves. It doesn’t matter what you do to either of them, but put someone they care for in harm’s way and you’re about to get roasted. Birthday is however a bit better at caring for himself in a potentially dangerous situation because he knows how much it would worry Ratio if he got hurt.

A long suffering sigh complained a head shake and a side eye.

"Well, at least you’re honest about it. Unlike some people I could mention…” For example, Owain.

"Yup, honest as an electricity bill, that's just how I am!" he thought up a strange comparison on the spot and a wide grin spread on his face.