over the garden wall
send one for my muses reaction! Feel free to change any gender or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.
âI can leave a trail of candy from my pants!â âWe just wanna get home with all our legs and arms attached!â âYouâre more lost than you realize.â âThis guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it.â âYou lead the Beast right to us with your candy!â âBeware, the Unknown! Fear the Beast! And leave these woods!â âWell, that settles it. Iâm gonna walk up 10 feet ahead of you.â âIâm not magical. Iâll just do you a good turn.â âHey, not to be obnoxious, but an abandoned ghost town doesnât seem like itâs gonna be useful.â âYou find this place as creepy as I do, right?â âHow did you end up in this little town of ours?â âYouâll never convict! You have no proof!â âIt saddens me that you donât wish to stay here with us, particularly because I simply have to punish your transgressions.â âTheyâre all skeletons.â âIguess, in some ways, Iâm trying to get home, too.â âThe world is a miserable place. Life isnât fun.â âWe need to do our part to make the world a better place.â âI canât hear you because Iâm too busy doing what Iâm told.â âYou are literally killing me every moment Iâm forced to spend with you.â âI got enough nonsense from that no good, two-timing, low-down handsome man of mine.â âThis is way better than being chased by a gorilla.â âYou know you eat enough when you start seeing stars.â âI just wanted to have fun, change the world, and make it a better place. But I just made everything worse.â âDeep down in your heart, youâre a stubborn jerk.â âWhen are you gonna give this up?â âOkay, I think heâs asleep. Letâs go steal his stuff.â âThe beast is upon me!â âLetâs go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions.â âCurse you! Youâll die someday, and Iâll laugh!â âOh, youâre not the witless, simple-minded fool everybody takes you for.â âYouâre the master of your own destiny. The hero of your own story!â âWhy not let me take the lantern for awhile?â âNo need for violenceâŚâ âYou leave those children be!â âThe money takes my mind off my troubles - the deep, soul-crushing loneliness.â âShe consumed my every thought. Iâd fallen in love with a ghost.â âYouâre frightened of a ghost? Ghosts are just floaty things.â âWhat if Iâm on the brink of madness?â âWell, guess we have to spend some quality time together.â âHow about you tell me your dark secrets instead, huh?â âMy secrets are too secret.â âI secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.â âLooks like there was a struggle - a violent struggle.â âDo you know what I did for this money? The things these filthy hands have done to make this money?!â âYou alright? You sound uncharacteristically wistful.â âYouâre a manly frog and you need some socks.â âI donât think todayâs a good day to get arrested by frogs.â âDrum me! Drum me in the face!â âSounds like youâre a real loser back home.â âThat fresh air does simply gruesome things to my tender, delicate skin.â âOnce I fill their heads with wool, theyâll become just like little sheep and follow my every command.â âAll along, youâve been leading us to this crazy lady?â âI do as he commands - the voice of the night, the beast of eternal darkness!â âIf you donât trust me, then you donât have to follow me, okay?â âThe beast knows your presence!â âI believe you, but please, hide yourselves at once!â âThen no one shall be devoured alive tonight?â âYouâre a good girl, but you decieve me.â âThen you have no evil secrets to keep?â âKeeping you busy is the only way to keep evil spirts from driving you to wickedness.â âYou shanât remain alive for long in this house.â âThere is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.â âCan we admit weâre lost for good?â âThe beast has claimed him already.â âStill the haunted ruins of night call your name.â âYouâre limiting the universe to only things humans could understand.â âYes, just sit there in the cold and wait.â âWeâll keep that light of yours shining, wonât we?â âThere is a light for the lost and the meek.â âHard woe and fear are easily forgotten when you submit to the soil of the earth.â âYouâve been grinding up lost souls for years.â âHold your tongue, or Iâll remove it from your mouth!â âItâs my fault we ended up here. Everythingâs been my fault.â âYouâre not trying to help me. You just have some weird obsession.â âOh you wonderful mistake of nature!â














