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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

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sk8ter kitty girl
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Mistborn
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
Narrative unclear, wizard did not succumb to the amulet.
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(Guy who has only seen Les Miserables and Aladdin watching a third movie) When does he steal the bread?
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Imagine being a knight radiant on the battlefield and the lightweaver next to you just mutters "I'm into piss" and their lightweaving gets visibly better

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modern roshar social posts like "reminder that your mental health problems are valid even if you don't attract a spren <3"
anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember
im not fucking crazy.
if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god
They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.
It's Time Yall... Community Buid-A-Threat #3!
It's time for the 3rd annual Community Buid-A-Threat! I feel like making this a yearly thing now makes it a bit more fun lol.
What shall our threat be?
Monster
Phenomenon
Will we get Phenomenon a 3rd time in a row, or will Monster break it up? Let's find out!
Looks like Monster won! Hopefully my comment didn't shift votes around :P
Next comes type & motivation!
What is this Monsters Type/Motivation?
Beast (motivation: to run wild, destroying and killing)
Breeder (motivation: to give birth to, bring forth, or create evil)
Collector (motivation: to steal specific sorts of things)
Destroyer (motivation: to bring about the end of the world)
Devourer (motivation: to consume people)
Executioner (motivation: to punish the guilty)
Parasite (motivation: to infest, control and devour)
Queen (motivation: to possess and control)
Sorcerer (motivation: to usurp unnatural power)
Tempter (motivation: to tempt people into evil deeds)
Torturer (motivation: to hurt and terrify)
Trickster (motivation: to create chaos)
This will go for a day this time! After that it will be powers submission!
This is so accurate
I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever
[id: a youtube comment by @/KM-mw3jp that reads "When I was in 7th and 8th grade we had a Sikh kid who would carry wet boba around in his pocket and throw them at people for insulting him, his religon, his culture, or other kids. I asked him about it a couple years ago and he said it's cause his dad gave him some talk about how standing up for what's right is part of the religon. So for two years this boy carried an open plastic bag FULL of wet boba around to throw at bullies. If it was a minor insensitive comment or a first time offence it would be one boba. If it was a big thing or a reoccurring bully it could be a bunch. He even threw boba at our substitute teacher one day because she tried to punish us because one kid was talking by making all of us do pushups. He literally went "no that's not fair" and threw like four wet bobas at her.
Pretty sure his dad encouraged that behavior too. And to be honest, it did deter a lot of bullying and name calling." /end id]

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the Sanderson fandom is so funny to me. Like, we are a massive and passionate fan base, but seem to fly completely under the radar.
How many times have we crashed servers when Brandon releases new books/merch/tickets/ect? Often enough that he warns his web hoasts, but they dont believe him.
He wanted to have more space for dragonsteel nexus, but the convention hall didnt believe that he could draw that many people. Tickets sold out in an hour (😭😭😭 if anybody knows any way to get tickets hmu! I can pay! I was just at work!)
Like, when I try to talk to people in real life I either get 'OMG I have read every book he has ever written!' or 'I have never herd of this man in my life.' There is no middle ground.
Its kind of perfect actually. Its a big enough fan base that we have a community, but its not overly commodified by being to main stream.
I just find it unendingly funny that no matter how many times Brandon warns his vendors, no body believes that he is actually as popular as he is. 😂
me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"
my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"
Elend Venture
he stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntiness with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal
The other day someone I’ve spoken to maybe twice saw the wip of this over my shoulder and said “Shallan?” so ig I’ve got the vibes right
EDIT Kaladin's up

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Jump on the bandwagon and do this with Kaladin XD