Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain smells, lights of the day, fleeting sounds. does life sound like this anymore? i can't seem to remember.

Every time I close my eyes I see this one cat that won second place in the Cat Fancier's Association kitten category

it is fucking critical that gen z kids rediscover the idea of posers

posers AND sell outs !!!!!!

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely

you may ask yourself, what? and you may ask yourself, huh?????

When I read “space…the final frontier” there’s a small part of my brain that is that audio of Patrick Stewart saying it but with a ridiculous french accent that makes it “eh-spay-zeh…ze final frahn-tee-aire” while Jonathan Frakes absolutely loses it in the background.

I really thought I was the only one who experienced this.

That was somehow so much better and so much worse than I was expecting 🤣

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

Looking at this broke both of my ankles

Old Tumblr post layout with a lot of reblogs

defend my thesis? like with a sword?