h8 is read “hate” but height isn’t.

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

Accurate

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

lifes a bitch and im gonna milk her

hi sorry can you rephrase this

no. i cannot.

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

Elephants are too pure for this world

I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”