Tfw You're A Barista

Please fire me. I work at Starbucks and people keep asking “you don’t have iced coffee, do you?” 

DON’T 👏 POUR 👏 YOUR 👏 COFFEE 👏 INTO 👏 THE 👏 GARBAGE 👏 CAN

Traveler

When I call out a drink, why do customers tell me that’s not what they ordered??? I have other people waiting for drinks, ya dumbfucks

My favorite is when someone orders an iced late and I call out a hot mocha and they start going for it.. Like not only is that not the same drink but it's HOT.. You ordered ICED.. What are you doing

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

I think that woman has been to my store

me: *pouring 2% into steaming pitcher* customer: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING I WANTED NONFAT me: *looks at the 15 drinks on the bar* did you get a green tea latte? customer: ..no… me: THEN THIS ISNT YOUR DRINK