Life Is Full Of Fun

*seductively crawls out of hell*

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired me: “sleeps for a month” tired me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

mom: “maybe if you go to sleep earlier you wont be so tired”

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor

because we have a ground floor

you give my butterflies…… but not even in a cute way anymore talking to you gives me anxiety and I’m terrified about everything I say I’m so dumb

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

sameee

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Do I hate myself enough to potentially put myself through reading this?

This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

ok someone needs to tell marvel to stop spending money on air time for promoting their movies. just use the internet. and by that i mean there needs to be an official marvel vine account where there are 6 second in-character videos. can we please

wait somebody get markruffalo in here you know he’ll help

my thoughts exactly