let yourself go

It’s all about the person you wanna raise a puppy with

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

waterslides if you’re not a coward

Quasimodo skate park 

house ribs

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

The Paradox Axe

this makes me so angry

the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

I honestly just want to mean something to someone. I want to be the person they can’t get enough of, the person they want to love and cherish..