Such strange elation...

love is stored in the bite mark

we need to make it even more deeply embarrassing to participate in or say anything in favor of the us imperial military machine

#they are all great but please#we all know it has to be omar sharif#use your eyes. i beseech you (via @pericondine)

OP i need to knit this i need it i need it im a professional gynecologist and i need to wear a vagina sweater to work

Raiding my stash ready to swatch I will be held accountable for this

AHHHHHHH VAGINA SWEATER

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

Bad news this pride month

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

i hate that being fat is dangerous not for any of the reasons people think but because the medical field just stops giving a shit about you. yeah sorry we haven't tested this medicine on people with your body size so we might underdose you. yeah sorry we don't train our surgeons on people like you so you have to change your body to accommodate them. yeah sorry we don't make medical equipment for people of your weight. yeah sorry our doctors train for like a decade but never have to contend with the fact that a fat person might not be suffering from being fat but from a real medical problem. yeah sorry your medical issues will go unaddressed until you become small enough for us to care and they will get worse in that time

and then statistics show that fat people die more so it's gotta be cause they're fat right not for any other reasons it's just cause they're fat so clearly being fat is unhealthy