Welcome To My Mad Little World.

someone else: what's wrong

Uhm

well

okay then

This is the last autumn that I'm not skinny

This is the last autumn that I'm not skinny

This is

The last autumn

That I'm not

Skinny

Travis: Why you gotta qualify it like that? I’m right here

Asker: Sorry, sorry - so if you had to name your child after a member of Vox Machina, and they had that character’s personality traits, who would you pick?

Laura: The only one I would want them to remotely be like is Pike

Laura: And I think Pike’s a pretty gender neutral name

Laura: We’re having a boy

[cheering]

Laura to Travis: I outted that, Travis, do you mind? I’ve been telling people, so I figured it’s okay

Travis: She doesn’t check with me for anything

Travis: Let’s be honest, though - we’re cooking up a little Grog

Laura to Travis: Have you been telling people we don’t know?

Travis: No! I haven’t been telling people shit!

I very rarely follow an exact recipe when I’m cooking, and less so when I’m doing witchcraft. Most of the time there’s no recipe, I’m just putting things together that I think will work based on what I already know.

Sometimes an ingredient won’t work for you personally (maybe someone is allergic, maybe you just hate that smell), sometimes you don’t HAVE that ingredient, sometimes you just want to try something that sounds good.

What should I be “doing” with my boobs?

Should I build a fence? Write a symphony? Rob a bank?