Thor would be so bad at being evil
Like if he worked with Loki, the two of them would have massive egos and it’d be unbearable but like lying? Nope.
Loki: All you have to do is tell that man we have the tesseract.
Thor: Yes I understand that’s what we want but we don’t have it??
Loki: I KNOW we don’t have it! The point is to make them think we do!
Thor: Yes but we don’t have it so how will we convince them?
Loki:
Thor:
Loki:
Thor:
Loki: YOU LIE
Thor: About what?
Loki: Oh my gods









