Thombreon

love is so insane, it makes me want to build things. someone i love could say they're tired & wanna sit & my first thought would be "ill learn woodworking so i can build them a chair"

there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

chicks rock

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]

Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

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sucking your dick so hard you get nausea from the pressure change

Sucking dick so hard the barometric pressure drop causes a storm front and both of us are flash fried by a bolt of lightning