the sandman

Brasswood Monster Ball with @hardytxm​

i decided i’ll go as kylo ren! i think i can pull off the dark and broody look without problem and any reason to wield a lightsword is good for me. how about you? any chance we’ll see you in a fun costume?

they most certainly seem to do, i’m impressed by it! shhh, that’s right jenna and it’s our secret. we want this town to believe i’m better than i am. oh come on, isn’t it quite the crazy adventure though? i admit, i do think it’s pretty crazy too, but i also think we can pretend to enjoy it... or that we even tried it and let them have their goodies. from what i can tell, americans are so fond of that dish they will eat it all without complaining if we don’t try a bite. yes! i have actually deciding i’ll go as kylo ren in star wars. carrie sounds like a great idea too!

it seems like, thankfully, many of us are in the same boat here. it makes me feel better about the situation, most definitely. i was quite concerned that i would find myself to be the only one without a really thought out costume, but it doesn’t seem to be the case. you people are so nice! i feel everyone is so lovely and generous with their time and company. makes it easy for a social guy like myself to fit in!

right? i’m proud i came up with it myself. it’s a bit on the wild side but i know that if i only make sure i don’t put any weird costumes in the hat... i will be okay. aw, it makes me so happy that everybody seems to be so inviting and lovely. what a place this is, truly.

oh don’t worry about that, i know we all have those people. lord knows i do, there are some that is just impossible to really let go of until you are fully over them... and it can take way more time than one would hope it would. i do wish you the best cuffing season and movie experience, i could also follow it and it would bring me joy from a distance. i’d be calling you up asking how things are so i can get some adventure in my life without having to actually go out there myself. there’s a lot of snow right now and things are cold.

right? it could mean you’ll end up with something weird... but as long as you make sure all the things you put in the hat are things you could imagine going as, i’d say it’s a good as plan as any. oh a greek god is a funny thing though a toga right now... i don’t know, it might be a bit too cold and i don’t want to end up having frost bite on my family jewels. nothing wrong with devil!

i will not say a word about it, i don’t want to end up offending the lovely homes of americans all over... but i think you know what’s on my mind. ambrosia salad? now that sounds like food of the gods, literally. i’d be much more inclined to try that. i might dress up as someone from your shows instead. i think i could make a pretty funny demodog.

you are very smart barb, i have to say that you are. i am happily saying now that i have chosen an outfit i can’t wait to show off. hopefully people will like it. i do appreciate any holiday that is about eating. i know most of them are but thanksgiving seems like extra big eating fest.

it seems like everyone is kind of leaving things to the last minute which, if i’m honest, i’m pretty happy about. i don’t want to be the only one not knowing what i’m going as. i might go as something completely random, we’ll see. i know for sure you are! perhaps there will be countless of different thanksgivings just so that i can enjoy them all.

is that so? i must say, it warms my heart to hear that we are so many thanksgiving virgins here. it makes you feel less left out and more like one of the gang. i’m a big bird fan, but mashed potatoes surely does things to me. if you do a cowboy hat you need at least a lasso as well! or we’ll be disappointed ashton.

you should know that because i am always and all the time on your side and your biggest fan. king andrew, i say when talking about you with others. hell, i don’t have a clue what the youth does but you are my bae. all the time. okay, hurtful, when have i ever been evil and gotten you into trouble? ... okay, there’s no need to answer that. just know that jail is not on the table, just good fun, some drinks, maybe a smoke, and a night of me reminding you how much i missed you, best person in the world.

wow, you’ve been here five minutes and already you started dragging me. jenna, give a lad a bit of a break here. i know you’re right but... can we pretend you’re not so i don’t look bad in front of all these people? it would be much better. and miss out on getting a home cooked meal? no jenna, that’s just not it. we have to take any chance for turkey dinners, it’s just the way it is. i’m going to be dragging you with me. you don’t trust me with your idea?! okay, dragged and offended here.

maya, that was not food. there’s just no way we can count that as food. or an american tradition. an american abomination, might be more fitting. i cannot fake such a thing, not even i am that good of an actor you know. i was thinking of going as dream but you know... it feels kind of... lazy?

guys, halloween is drawing near and i have no clue who or what i’m going as. i’m not above drawing suggestions from a hat. i am also already worrying how i will invite myself in for thanksgiving if anyone will have me, if not this lovely ranch hosts something. i’ll always be a fan of american holidays with lots of food. anyway, rambling. please give me some ideas to put in my hat for halloween costumes. any and all suggestions. what are you going as? i promise not to steal it... unless it’s real good. // @brasswoodhq​