ray of sunshine ✨

there will be no judging from me, don’t worry. mostly because i know by past experience that if i judge, i will most certainly end up with doing the same thing myself and have it come bite me in the ass. dory is that fish from finding nemo right? eh… one of the fish. i mean the blue one. you are very right, but honestly i would tell everyone to save him first. that dog is my life. thank you maya! i am real happy DC wanted me back. being superman is a dream for every man out there, i think. beer? absolutely. no good adventure that doesn’t end with a pint.

I appreciate it, I’m usually in my head most of the time anyways. Dory is the blue fish! She’s pretty spacey, forgets where she’s going and then resorts to singing to herself to self soothe on her aimless wandering. I’m sure if he could talk he’d say the same about you. It be nice to be given that second chance to tell his story. Old character but so much newness to come. I know nothing about the DC universe, if there even is one. I just know I’ve seen only the latest batman movie and possibly the ones you’re in. That’s about it. I like the way you think! First round on me then. 

i will not say a word about it, i don’t want to end up offending the lovely homes of americans all over… but i think you know what’s on my mind. ambrosia salad? now that sounds like food of the gods, literally. i’d be much more inclined to try that. i might dress up as someone from your shows instead. i think i could make a pretty funny demodog.

You should probably have googled that before committing to calling it the food of gods. It’s basically fruit and marshmallows trapped inside jello... sometimes with cool whip and other times not. I’m going to make sure to bring you a nice fresh bowl of it on thanksgiving. Yuck, those things are so creepy! You couldn’t have gone for a Hellfire club member or the OG Demogorgon? If you knock on my door like that I’m not sure I’m giving you any candy. 

I don’t know if we live close or not, but I’m very territorial with my sugar. In fact, when I have visitors over, I’m the one who pours the sugar into other people’s coffee cups because I can’t stand it when someone takes inappropriate amounts. I could do an exception because it’s you, one of the many delights I got to work with on set but it’s fair to warn you that I won’t share a cup of sugar, more like a bottle cap of sugar, if that works with you! Tooth paste, who asks for their neighbours’ tooth paste? And my phone to take a random selfie, that’s the most random thing I’ve heard in a long while. You okay, Maya? Not seeing me brings out the weirdest part of you. 

You really are the sassiest neighbour, aren’t you? It’s a good thing I don’t put sugar in my tea or else I feel like you’d ration me until I got nothing but one granule in my cup. I don’t know, I’m trying to spice things up. What do you have in your house I can borrow? Got any cookies or chocolate kicking around? Come on Andrew, you can’t deny one of your favourite costars. Oh yeah, this definitely your fault. You’ve been out of my life for so long that I’m now a mess without you.

Darling, can I just say that if you knock on my door and ask me to borrow a cup of sugar I would be absolutely honored to give you some? I love your work, honestly. Your new album? Chef’s kiss. I’m sorry, I will shut up rambling on. It’s nice to meet you. I’m Louis and we’re going to be best friends.

Honoured? I’m not worthy of that kind of treatment! You listened to my album? What!?Is this real life? THANK YOU! That really means a lot. Wow. I also freaking loved your last album. You’ve grown such much as an artist, I’m in awe. It’s nice to meet you Louis! I don’t know what or where anything is but I’ll be stumbling through your door asking for sugar in no time. 

That’s actually hilarious, and I would be completely inclined to help you out with whatever you asked for. That’s way more interesting than asking for a boring old cup of sugar, which are really only necessary if you’re baking something. Hi, Maya! I’m Claire. Welcome to Brasswood! How are you liking it here so far? 

I just realized that actually. I guess I’ve never needed to ask for something like a cup of sugar is because I never make anything from scratch! Except when I’m with my Mom or little sisters... but we lived too far from other people to just walk over and get something. It’s nice to meet you Claire! Admittedly, I’m a massive fan. 

i haven’t either. i feel like that’s an old timey thing to do? because back in the day people cooked and baked so much more than people do now. plus i feel like we all talked to our neighbors more in the past too. quite sad really. 

Exactly! I’m also pretty sure people were making things from scratch a lot more. Because I can tell you I can’t remember the last time I needed a cup on flour for anything. But it seems like such a wholesome thing to need! Definitely! No one knows their neighbours unless you have a shitty neighbour that you’re always bickering with. 

okay, this sounds like the dream neighbour. not only because i always love to have some company. mind you, if you do knock on my door, there’s a big chance i might just end up inviting you in to play video games if i’m bored. so you know… if you are coming to knock on my door, you might need to be prepared for a few hours of hanging out. hey maya, i’m a big fan. i’m zayn.

Well that was easy! I thought it’d be harder to find people who are up for that sort of challenge. I’m not very good at video games but maybe it’s just lack of practice. I think you could whoop me into shape... or maybe just end up beating me forever. Only time will tell! It’s nice to meet you Zayn, but also wow.. okay.. was not prepared for that. Now I’m going to freak out a little and feel very very flattered!

maya, that was not food. there’s just no way we can count that as food. or an american tradition. an american abomination, might be more fitting. i cannot fake such a thing, not even i am that good of an actor you know. i was thinking of going as dream but you know… it feels kind of… lazy?

It’s a delicacy in American homes at this time of year! I’m telling you, at some point that casserole wormed it’s way into the hearts of families coast to coast. You didn’t even get to experience Ambrosia Salad. I bet one of them get brought to any dinner the ranch hosts for us. If you hype it up people could think it’s like a teaser or a promotional thing. Then even if they do think it’s cheesy, they’ll think it’s the producers making you do it. Win Win. 

oh lord, i know it must have been so many and myself included considering i did get lost countless of times before i got the help of a smartphone… and even then, i sometimes do end up lost as you can see. kal does have a way to be cuter than any living creature, and charming. come a fire, he would be rescued first and i am okay with being second to my dog. well, two new people, what on earth could possibly go wrong! … don’t answer that.

At least I know now you won’t judge me if you see me around using my phone to lead me around this place. I’m a bit like Dory when I’m going from place to place, I zone right out and can’t remember a damn thing. As Kai should, flaunt it pup! In the firemans defence I’m sure it’d take a bit more to drag superman and all his muscles out of the building than the adorable dog. Blame the super heroes physique. Congratulations, by the way. I read on twitter this morning that you’re officially back in the DC world. Can we attempt to find a beer on this adventure of ours? You deserve it before you have to start on your super hero diet and work out plan.