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ACAB

(Yes, I stole this)

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#neon genesis evangelion #asuka langley sōryū #urusei yatsura #lum urusei yatsura #power #chainsaw man

huyandere

has this been done yet

xxlunawarriorxx

she sawing on my chain till i. man [INCORRECT BUZZER]

Bee and Puppycat! 100 years!

So happy for Natasha. She is the coolest.

#bee and puppcat lazy in space #bee and puppycat #natasha allegri

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hanpancakes

Stupid dumb little comic

nymphomachy

Tumblr is super annoying because it's like you can't just riff with people. Like I'm not in it for the likes I'm in it for human connection

yoshidop-deactivated20230414

Too high... Turn Back, TURN BACK!!!!

#High #monster #Weed #Nope not today jesus

Fuck Panic At The Disco. It's Dissociating At The Grocery Store.

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Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg

The world was curious.

And I do agree you should get a life ❤️

#greta thunberg #andrew tate

What is Japan's obsession with cute girls who have eye-patches, and why am I suddenly feeling it?

Well that's now how I saw this ending...

Chainsaw Man could have quite easily been a modern day Urotsukidoji, but Anime is trying to shed its perv status and I respect that.

#chainsaw man #himeno #asuka langely #eye patch #Youtube

I found four slightly lint-covered gummies in my sock drawer and ate them a couple hours ago. Not sure if they're CBD, THC, or just plain 'ol stale gummy bears. Either way, now I'm playing God and creating new worlds:

Notes:

Perpetual stew is sacred to the <insert culture name here>. It is gifted as almost a "sourdough" base of soups from parents to children. As long as some facet of it remains you can make more. It is medicinal in every way to keep you healthy & strong. Each family has their own recipe and they stand by it as the best.

Spice vendors peddle their product to cooks by offering "Chai". A mixture of their spices & herbs steeped in water and offered to their prospective clients. Not necessarily an enjoyable drink, it is meant to showcase the pungency and diversity of their wares.

Dragons have a life cycle. Different phases, generations! The eldest Dragons are monuments in the sky. Ridden by priests devoted to their lives. Some are old enough to be super intelligent, but still a bit wild. The younger the dragon, the wilder it is. But the same can be said about the older they get as well. Going from a tiger in a stand of bamboo, into the bamboo? (not sure if I like this. Maybe just make a baby one and based off previous dragon idea write about how amazing that is).

#writing #fantasy #prettysureimhighasfuck

Some mornings I like to play "Christian Gladiator" with my corgis. Which just means me in my underwear, wielding the blanket I was folding like a gladiator's net, and trying to capture them in it while they run around and snap at my heels.

natazilla

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Biblically Accurate Corgi

#corgi

Musk has taken two tabs of acid and is sitting in his underwear at some Twitter server-farm right now, staring into a laptop running a tracert like it's showing him the Matrix. Every now and then he gets up and pulls the power cable to some server and goes back to watching the tracert like he's Neo.

"Fascinating"

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