thomas jefferson blogg

the burning of lord byron’s sexy, sexy memoirs was almost definitely the most tragic event in literary history. i must know the “evils, moral and physical” that he wrote of or i Will Die.

oh he’s a leftist? does he give his friends and rejected love interests a monthly allowance out of his own pocket for no reason other than he loves them? 18th century poet percy shelley did btw. if you even care.

I think if you're going to be weird on purpose you have to offset it with being nice. If you're weird and mean I'm going to hit you with a shovel

Im allergic to hookup culture and too weird to participate anyway. Die in my arms.

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.