Baby's On The Half Tip

bullshit

come on man

we are fucked

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

Goodjob from a girl with huge nice

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

dude my croissant bill is through the roof this month (world where it's standard for houses to have a faucet that dispenses croissants)