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piers ⚣ he/him ⟡ ‘07 ⟡ leon’s homoerotic friendship

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the ring on leon’s finger gleams in the moonlight.

the ring on your finger shines, too—albeit dirtied, and instead in the artificial glow from his flashlight.

he’s looking down on you, while your body sinks onto rich foliage beneath. he wants to call out your name, but the lump in his throat won’t let him. just breathing is already a difficulty.

especially when he places his fingers to where your pulse would normally be—but it’s unmoving. dead. devastatingly tranquil.

he should be used to this by now, he thinks. he’s always had a dangerous job filled with blood and death.

but christ, he was so, so weak for you.

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his back hadn’t left his couch in a while.

there’s too many bottles of whiskey on the table—if you were here, you’d have kicked his ass for moping around like this. mourning was never pretty, though, and he couldn’t get up. no matter how hard he tried, you wouldn’t leave him alone, his thoughts like clouds being carried by the wind; slowly drifting… always back to you.

how many times would he have to come to terms with grief, or be expected to change? oh, but you were the one who taught him that he indeed hadn’t changed: that he was still capable of loving, that the mistakes and losses wasn’t what wholly consumed him.

he liked to imagine.

like you were still here, just you and nothing more, or else where did he go to next?

i always thought my writing was kinda lame but i’m so glad you guys enjoy it! sorry i haven’t put out a new work in a bit but it’s coming i promise lol

continuation of this post (2000 likes waow🩵🩵🩵)

you’d been edging leon for god knows how long now. the sight before you only makes you want to draw this out for longer.

the restraints on his wrists are on the verge of snapping with how hard he’s pulled on them—and he’s moved on to gripping at the air so hard his knuckles are going white.

maybe. perhaps. i’m scared to cause idk how erectile dysfunction works at all but like who is genuinely researching that shit

currently working on pt 2 to my edging leon post, where he blabbers “thankyouthankyouthankyou” as he finishes so hard his mind goes blank for a moment

─ a special request from my beloved sometimes-beta reader (who i will keep anonymous). i’ve personally never played ace attorney, but. anything for my husband

maybe a few years ago, if you’d asked miles edgeworth “would you like to get railed over your desk” he wouldn’t have laughed even a little bit and said “no”.

but, well… he wasn’t even really thinking anymore, was he?

because your cock hit that spot every time you thrusted into him—the spot that made his nails scratch the desk as his hands scrambled for purchase. drool forming a small pool on the wood, dignity discarded long ago.

i was afraid of this question coming to me but i guess i can’t escape leon erectile dysfunction💔

i actually deleted twitter long ago because. well. it’s twitter. so i dunno much about what they’re talking about specifically, but! leon having erectile dysfunction is funny as hell and also kinda hot icl

i imagine him not actually being all that embarrassed about it, accepting that he’s gotten older. i mean, he has confidence in his hands and mouth too, after all.

omg not at all!! shippers in the resident evil fandom have a bit of a bad rep but i am one of them so✅✅✅👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

1st is probably wintersberg, i like mine a little unrequited (ethan is unbelievably loyal to mia after all)

2nd would be serennedy. oh my god, serennedy. it was the first ship that i felt really crazy about in resident evil lol luis wanted that cookie SO BAD

What do you think about a Leon x male reader idea? They’ve been married for 20 years, and Y/N still hasn’t changed—still teasing, still playful, still making the most random dirty jokes and touches that can make people a little uncomfortable, It used to be hard for people around them to deal with… now everyone’s just used to it. Except Leon. He still gets embarrassed sometimes—especially since Y/N *refuses* to stop making shameless comments about his butt and chest like it’s a daily routine So it’s mostly fluff with a bit of spice if you want -Y/N spoiling Leon while he is grumpy about it

wait i know i said no requests but this has me giggling a little bit omg

you’ve been touchy for a long long while but leon never quite adjusted to it… he’d still get distracted whenever your hand caressed his neck or collarbone or shoulder or wherever.

especially in front of his coworkers—there was always a point of contact between you two. like, damn!!! they get it!!! he’s your man!!!

sherry probably loves you. she laughs at your jokes because they’re “better than leon’s.” he doesn’t know about that.

you’d brag about him like you were spilling the nastiest tea: “it fucking claps every time he walks. i’m serious.”

and suddenly, it’s as if he’s an embarrassed teenager—flushed face and all.