Hey, I'm Shaina!

my cat can instinctively tell when I’m upset about something and she will come in and bite my toes to make me feel worse 🥺 what a little empath

that’s a weirdly valid point

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

this is the content that i signed up for tumblr for

The Power of Love goes AWF

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”

“you smell good“ ok fuck me

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

My heart is so full

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

unmute this

THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT