You Lovely Sack Of Flesh, You

the annual christmas Grim

Ive been employing the east coast version of "let go of what does not serve you" which is something like "well whats this shit doing for me anyway"

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

Oh Shit it’s The Skunch

dr suess’s how the skunch stole shitscram

Oh sweet Satan what is this

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

they didnt let me decorate cookies this year...

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

I'm just an ugly homunculus who happens to enjoy the finer things in life

Guys lets all accept being chopped and unc and enjoy life

I know I just called myself an ugly homunculus but don't lump me in with you

Group hug.

You two hug

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU