This Square Peg

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

wait you guys are using your kitchens for cooking??? I was using mine for dancing round in the refrigerator light

do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck

The current queen of england is literally named Elizabeth II

monarchs dont count as people

That’s also not how monarch naming works. You choose your “regency” name. Like you could choose, Matilda and you’d be Matilda the first. And 500 years later someone could say huh I’d like to be Queen Matilda and history books say “oh five hundred years ago there was a queen Matilda so you’re Matilda the second.”

this is Lorelei Gilmore erasure 

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

This piece of shit could be halfway to Moscow by now, GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE.

you put that back in your mouth we're on a prophesy boycott untill shit get sorted or untill people start prophesying something more pleasant

My political views are so far left I’ve exited pursued by a bear

I can’t believe this theatre pun post was so relatable

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

reblogging because it’s still true and important

Don’t let your ignorant, racist uncle bring this shit up without shutting him down.