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mumblesplash

no but the “”ai”” boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because it’s where all the people are and now they’re getting rid of the people. like i’m straight up logging off and going to the library there’s nothing on here anymore

mumblesplash

‘here’s how to tell if an image is ai’ ‘signs the person you’re talking to is a bot’ ‘how to tell if a song is ai generated’ ah but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside

tieflingkisser

#ew #<< prev #this was enabled on my work computer

wordfather

i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like “ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!” and idk i just love being able to read the same story twice but have two different experiences. i like when a story has so many layers that it can keep you entertained for a long time as you unravel all its secret nooks and crannies. thats a good story.

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@blueforthevirus

you just summed up my post in one meme and im in love with you for it

crabussy

man come on. it's colours

crabussy

THIS IS OUR RADIUM. you're absolutely right

keepcalmandcarriefischer

How it feels to use any tool, app, or website right now

baddywronglegs

Worse, it's our asbestos. It's being put into things we're going to have to keep using long after everyone has to finally accept it was a bad idea, in such a way it will be almost impossible to remove.

Radium suppositories and asbestos might both be in museums but the radium's in the exhibits, the asbestos is in the walls.

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amazoogle

this fucking guy i ran into today, total stranger, was being so weird and horribly rude to me for like no reason. he just started screaming at the top of his lungs and i was trying to tell him like, dude please shut the fuck up, not only is that shit just sooo annoying but it is actually true that exposure to loud noise like that for even short periods of time could slightly damage my hearing. and im very passionate about listening to music, so that's a huge deal for me

but he just wouldn't listen and kept getting louder. and then he started acting like i was his personal secretary or some shit and yelling at me to make a phone call for him. like, no dude, i don't work for you and i never would because you are like, crazy rude. secondly, i tend get anxious on phone calls with strangers. i wouldn't even know what to talk about. like what if we don't have anything in common. it would just get awkward and i dont like that feeling.

well, what does the person look like? if its a really hot girl with very big boobs then i might be willing to talk to them for you. because that would be soooo fucking sick. thats my favorite thing in the whole world. how hot are we talking and how big are the boobs.

but it was like a weird three digit phone number and he said he didn't know who would answer because its like a call center. but i should just do it cuz he needs an ambulance cuz he's bleeding out all over the sidewalk. and i'm like ok yeah you should prolly order a bucket and a mop too cuz that's disgusting. but i don't see why just because i ran you over with my car, on accident by the way, that now makes it my responsibility to do all your tedious little phone calls and crap.

my car was a little fucked up, and i had to back up over the guy to get out of there, but i just really needed to drive away then cuz at that point i really felt like goin to a museum. i heard theres lots of neat paintings in there and it turns out thats true

apportioned-abortion

This is basically just a modern "Albuquerque" by Weird Al

#that's exactly what I was thinking lmaooo #weird al

sasha-on-the-side

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

i-might-be-vanny

Added a Y axis from the notes

lujinarchive

Katara and Sokka

#avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #katara

spiritbladed

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

wesandresons

THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

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tinyyellowflowers-blog

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

The art of mindless embroidery.

by @ toolbburs (no pronouns in bio).

sokkasupremacyy

We back.

rozzed

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

person-first language is so funny because a sentence will start like “Businesses must provide people with disabilities…”

#the rest of the sentence went on like:#…an equal oppurtunity…#broken.txt

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