Lipstick and Books

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

A reminder that no matter what, you deserve to feel loved, respected and cared about. You belong on this earth and no one can take away your self worth. You deserve every good that life can give and success that your hard work merits. You are important and if no one around you has said this to you today, I love you.

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

amazing.

Still iconic

Tell em 👏🏽

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

Me: (thinks about you) Me: “!”

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????