Simon Levita

Missing one of my friends from Pittsburgh and feeling like dancing. Anyone want to learn to dance?

THAT WOULD BE A GREAT EVENT

@thisissimonwithoutthecat‘s question: this question is so hard!  I can’t answer you or me… so… maybe @skeetskeetcar?

I am here to ask all of the real questions with only good answers!

oh not muuuuch. just sing my praises to the next three people that you talk to. anything along the lines of how i’m the future of paediatric surgery, or that i’m the best ambassador there ever was, is perfect.

I can do that, you awesome paediatric surgeon in the making/best ambassador ever, you.

answer to @secretlyvanillaperfection‘s question: umm you mean besides me? maybe @thisissimonwithoutthecat or @sammybees

Hi nice lady who would keep us alive on a desert island, what does this curious cat gotta do this time?

We appreciate your support!

See? She exists!!!!

Not when you’re so talented.  Your singing makes me swoon and want to spend the time bragging that I’m your girlfriend.

Stdufta6digoi. You're the best Pokemon trainer.

ya, you would be dead weight. but that’s okay. at least you’re tolerable and not an asswipe. can’t say the same for 90% of the guys here.

I am 100% flattered to be top 10% even if I have no useful skills.

@praevado-insider: you got it. besides the obvious @coraleeb and you know what, i’m gonna go out on a limb and say @thisissimonwithoutthecat or @dabbinderrick

This worries me greatly. How bad is the dare?

Oh no no, it’s all good. You zeroed right in on that one without knowing, which is kinda cool. Like psychic ninja shipping powers or something.

The pretty girl I dared to karaoke has been my girlfriend for three years. I know, I’m surprised every day.

…fine, we can go halfsies. so what was the question?

Thank youuuuuu. And the question was who would you like to be stuck on a desert island with. And you’re all smart and crafty and skilled and it kind of felt like a “who is your favourite child” question so I couldn’t really say Gray or Charlotte. Though I would not wish that on you, because you are a nice lady.

answer to @praevado-insider ’s question: @ringaroundtheposie and @thisissimonwithoutthecat

….curiosity killed the cat, but let’s hear the dare, please. Maybe. Yikes.

Last time I checked, you aren’t a cat.  Do a death scene, out of nowhere, as dramatic as you can.

Did you say DRAMATIC?

answer to @praevado-insider ’s question: @ringaroundtheposie and @thisissimonwithoutthecat

....curiosity killed the cat, but let's hear the dare, please. Maybe. Yikes.