thieving crab bitch

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

i’m gonna be so real idk how many more aurë entuluvas i got left in me

changing the trajectory of the silmarillion forever by showing miriel therindë a quenya translation of catullus 64

i’m gonna be so real idk how many more aurë entuluvas i got left in me

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

i’m gonna be so real idk how many more aurë entuluvas i got left in me

and nine‚ nine rings were gifted to the race of men‚ who just for the record‚ literally only want milfs in your area

and even worse died fingolfin‚ gay lil king of the noldor‚ most valid and big titted of the elven-kings of old

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI