SGT. PHUDREY'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB SANDWHICH

When the wizard multiclasses as a bard

Are you going?

woah bitch the fuck was that for

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

Wait you have a child?

not anymore helen i took care of it

december, be good to me. grow me spiritually and increase my capacity for love. for every sacrifice, show me the results of commitment and the harvest of a good heart. increase my faith, bless my finances. build me a castle of joy. make me a new aura for peace.

Oh you’re fucking kidDING ME 

So you’re writing numbers on people and you don’t think “oh this is like the Nazis” you should be shot

I could only find one source for this and I don’t know how reliable it is, but here it is.

“But then I thought, ‘Hey, but what if the numbers get washed away in the rain or during a bath? Or they could be forged so the kids get ahead in line! What we really need is something more permanent.’”

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

*atheistely reblogs this*